no, not that lucero

coming back from chicago, the flight attendant kept
stopping and looking at me, but not saying anything.
eventually, i order my drink, and she took that as
the opportunity to ask whether my shirt was for the
mexican singing sensation lucero…

i kindly replied ‘no’, and started to explain how these
boys were from memphis and maybe you’d like them,
they’re really good. but then i thought better of it and
just said ‘no they’re from memphis, tn.’

i received my cranberry juice along with a confused
look, and that was that.

One Reply to “no, not that lucero”

  1. Again, I say anyone who drinks straight cranberry juice deserves whatever they get. Misunderstandings. Black eyes. Whatever.

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